Jimmy Fallon Quotes

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game.

When we talk about the healthcare crisis in America we've got to also be talking about the dental crisis and how to address it.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

This was a place where tattoos outnumbered teeth.

I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth.'

The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get a set which can really be depended on 'till a dentist makes him one.

During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson delivered a speech right after he lost his front tooth. Which still left him with more teeth than everyone combined at Tommy's Country Ham House.

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.

When you have a cavity in your tooth and you let it get worse, eventually you have to get a root canal. If you have something that isn't right, the earlier you treat it the easier the treatment is going to be. That's kind of common sense.

She smiles.Her teeth are crooked. If I knocked them out,I might be doing her a favor.

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot

I wanted to be a dentist actually.

Because I've got veneers, I am always checking to make sure I haven't got food in my teeth.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

I shaved away my teeth and made them into little pencil points for nice teeth, that's kind of weird if you think about it. I was a notorious teeth-grinder, so all my front teeth became a couple millimeters shorter.

I sometimes mistake my typewriter for my teeth, because the more I bite the more my column will be read.

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.

My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.

Hell, I am young. I am free. My teeth are clean. The sun shines. To hell with everything else

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

Like going to the dentist, where you write: "Dental appointment today. All of the dentists in Boulder are 'holistic.' They can't fill a cavity but they're good for your soul. Your teeth rot, but apparently your spirit prospers."