Devendra Banhart Quotes

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

The idea really came to me the day I got my new false teeth.

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I'm okay with having horrible lower teeth.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game.

At the end of the day, I know that I make my living by dressing up, fooling around, playing pranks and giving people a good time. I am enjoying the ride.

Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!' 'I don't know, a bowl?' 'Non... I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!

Time flies, though, huh? But I feel young. And do you know how I stay feeling young, ladies and gentlemen? I'll share my secret with you: I live in a senior citizen retirement community.

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward

There is real honor in being a total goofball

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson delivered a speech right after he lost his front tooth. Which still left him with more teeth than everyone combined at Tommy's Country Ham House.

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them.

When your teeth are gone, learn to like mush.

It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.

Ben Carson actually lost a tooth. Which explains why he said that under his leadership, Americans would be entitled to 'life, liberty, and the purthuit of happineth.'

I'm an old man at 54, without teeth, and with rheumatism.

Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards

When I worked with Chevy Chase, Michael Ritchie would say, "Just ad lib and try to break me up. Just insult me. Anything." When we were doing his close-up, or when my back was to the camera, I would come up with jokes or quips or anything, to get a real reaction out of him. He was smart enough to know that was gold. So it was great fun working with him and Michael, and getting to see how the two worked together. I think Fletch and Clark Griswold were Chevy's two best roles. He's so incredibly talented and still vastly underused.

When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.