Dental Care Quotes

If we guard our toothbrushes and diamonds with equal zeal, we will lose fewer toothbrushes and more diamonds.

I have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer.

No man should live longer than his teeth.

I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.

My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

I'm not going to miss wearing the braces very much.

People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth.

Everyone in Sweden has great hair and teeth and is clean-cut and organised.

My grandmother is 82, and some days she doesn't even put her teeth in.

When my husband turned 40, I was obsessed. 'Has he had his medical checkup?' He needed to go to the doctor; he needed to go to the dentist. Any little cough, I was really on him. Then he turned 40, and I thought, 'Maybe that's why I've been so obsessed with his health!'

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

This was a place where tattoos outnumbered teeth.

I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.

I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fish sticks in anything. That's actually kind of gross. After that joke, I have to clarify that I'm just joking.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

Musick helps not the tooth-ach.

I sometimes mistake my typewriter for my teeth, because the more I bite the more my column will be read.

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.

No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.

Medical attention is medical attention, whether it's for your elbow or for your teeth or for your brain. And it's important.

The tooth-ach is more ease then to deale with ill people.