I'm a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then you get Gummi tummy, and that's no good.
I have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer.
When my daughter Sabrina was 2 years old, the pediatrician told me it was time she quit using a pacifier because that could make her teeth crooked and even cause infections in her ears.
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth.
I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'
I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.
You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!
This was a place where tattoos outnumbered teeth.
I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.
I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fish sticks in anything. That's actually kind of gross. After that joke, I have to clarify that I'm just joking.
No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.
As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.
I sometimes mistake my typewriter for my teeth, because the more I bite the more my column will be read.
During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson delivered a speech right after he lost his front tooth. Which still left him with more teeth than everyone combined at Tommy's Country Ham House.
And because my teeth don't bite, I can take them out dancing I can take my little teeth out and show them a real good time
I have a few cavities. I don't like to call them cavities, though - I like to call them 'places to put stuff'. 'Do you know where I can store a pea' 'Yes, I have some locations available.'
My mom used to work two jobs to take care of me, my brothers, and my sisters. She worked hard to take care of us. Back in the day my mom was actually a dental assistant.
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
War and tooth enameled salted lemon childhoods All colors run, none of us solid Don't look for shadow behind me I carry it within I live cycles of light and darkness
I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.
My father, Philip Fisher, was the toughest guy I ever knew. An example: He had terrible teeth, yet he got his fillings done without ever using a painkiller. Now, that's tough!
As for consulting a dentist regularly, my punctuality practically amounted to a fetish. Every twelve years I would drop whatever I was doing and allow wild Caucasian ponies to drag me to a reputable orthodontist.
Ben Carson actually lost a tooth. Which explains why he said that under his leadership, Americans would be entitled to 'life, liberty, and the purthuit of happineth.'
I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.
The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.
