Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Ben Carson actually lost a tooth. Which explains why he said that under his leadership, Americans would be entitled to 'life, liberty, and the purthuit of happineth.'

Most every dental school has discount dental services.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

I've never in my life had a cavity. Not one!

Because I've got veneers, I am always checking to make sure I haven't got food in my teeth.

I shaved away my teeth and made them into little pencil points for nice teeth, that's kind of weird if you think about it. I was a notorious teeth-grinder, so all my front teeth became a couple millimeters shorter.

I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.

[Donald] Trump is speaking in Philadelphia on military matters. He's doing quite well. I want to join a little bit of this in progress just to give you a flavor for how Trump is sounding.

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

As for consulting a dentist regularly, my punctuality practically amounted to a fetish. Every twelve years I would drop whatever I was doing and allow wild Caucasian ponies to drag me to a reputable orthodontist.

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Ben rubbed his muzzle over Kyle’s shoulder in a way that I think was supposed to be reassuring. Kyle sucked in a breath. Either it hurt, or the reminder that the werewolf was big enough to rub his shoulder without much effort wasn’t exactly reassuring. “Ben, when was the last time you brushed your teeth?” asked Kyle. Or else Ben’s breath was really bad.

I had all my own teeth and I wanted to keep it that way.

I enjoy watching a woman with really bad teeth and a good sense of humor struggling to use her lips and tongue to hide her teeth when she's laughing. I just stand there and tell her joke after joke after joke.

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

When you have a cavity in your tooth and you let it get worse, eventually you have to get a root canal. If you have something that isn't right, the earlier you treat it the easier the treatment is going to be. That's kind of common sense.

My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?

And because my teeth don't bite, I can take them out dancing I can take my little teeth out and show them a real good time

No woman is a heroine to her dentist.

Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?

When Sir Winton Turnbull [who represented a large rural seat], a slow and sometimes stumbling speaker, was raving and ranting on the adjournment and shouted: "I am a Country member." I interjected "I remember." Sir Winton could not understand why, for the first time in all the years he had been speaking in the House, there was instant and loud applause from both sides.

I have a few cavities. I don't like to call them cavities, though - I like to call them 'places to put stuff'. 'Do you know where I can store a pea' 'Yes, I have some locations available.'

No one has nicer teeth than me. Why would anyone laugh at my lovely teeth?