Joan Rivers Quotes

Ben rubbed his muzzle over Kyle’s shoulder in a way that I think was supposed to be reassuring. Kyle sucked in a breath. Either it hurt, or the reminder that the werewolf was big enough to rub his shoulder without much effort wasn’t exactly reassuring. “Ben, when was the last time you brushed your teeth?” asked Kyle. Or else Ben’s breath was really bad.

I'm obsessed with fresh breath.

I can't stand bad breath.

It's a huge turnoff when men have teeth that look like they haven't been brushed in days. Also, bad breath is awful.

Your mouth smells like my jock strap.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'

I made some friends at Listerine and they taught me a little bit about oral care. That half of adults suffer from oral disease, that the number one chronic disease among children is oral disease, that we're only taking care of 25% of our mouths when brushing alone and there are more germs in your mouth than there are people on the planet.

Morning breath is the worst.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

I'm a major breath person, so I always have gum, mints.

I have this Waterpik that shoots water between your teeth. It's great. You do that along with flossing, and you know for a fact you've cleaned your mouth as much as humanly possible. It's like going to the dentist every night in your bathroom. I don't know if it's a floss replacement, but in conjunction with flossing, it's great.

Because I've got veneers, I am always checking to make sure I haven't got food in my teeth.

I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.

I can smell when someone has a cavity. It's a very specific smell - not a bad-breath smell - but something that is really strong.

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.

I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth.'

When you have a cavity in your tooth and you let it get worse, eventually you have to get a root canal. If you have something that isn't right, the earlier you treat it the easier the treatment is going to be. That's kind of common sense.

My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?

Vampires probably don't have great breath.

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

This was a place where tattoos outnumbered teeth.

As for consulting a dentist regularly, my punctuality practically amounted to a fetish. Every twelve years I would drop whatever I was doing and allow wild Caucasian ponies to drag me to a reputable orthodontist.

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.