If we guard our toothbrushes and diamonds with equal zeal, we will lose fewer toothbrushes and more diamonds.
I can't live without Eucerin cream, lip gloss, gum, nail polish, and sparkly things.
I have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer.
No man should live longer than his teeth.
I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.
Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.
My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.
I'm just happy that Jesus Christ, um, did not let me lose my teeth when I was 20 years old. 'Cause I was wondering, like, what if you kept your baby teeth until the age of 18 or 20, and then you lose 'em? That would look pretty bad.
Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.
I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.
I don't know if I owned a toothbrush until I was 19, maybe. I didn't come from stock that placed any importance on the toothbrush. But a couple of girls I met changed that. And I would do anything to get a girl to pay attention to me long enough that I could feel good about myself.
When I was a child, I wanted to be an actor, but I had really bad buckteeth. I didn't want to get braces, but my mom said I couldn't be an actor if I didn't get the braces. So, I got the braces.
My grandmother is 82, and some days she doesn't even put her teeth in.
When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.
Good manners and bad breath will get you nowhere.
Everybody asks me questions about the inside of James Franco's mouth.
I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'
Be careful what you swallow. Chew!
I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.
I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.
This was a place where tattoos outnumbered teeth.
I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fish sticks in anything. That's actually kind of gross. After that joke, I have to clarify that I'm just joking.
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.
