I have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer.
My regimen is I wake up, usually around 8:30, brush my teeth, and splash water on my face.
When my daughter Sabrina was 2 years old, the pediatrician told me it was time she quit using a pacifier because that could make her teeth crooked and even cause infections in her ears.
My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.
I'm not going to miss wearing the braces very much.
Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.
Everybody asks me questions about the inside of James Franco's mouth.
People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth.
My grandmother is 82, and some days she doesn't even put her teeth in.
When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.
Good manners and bad breath will get you nowhere.
I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.
I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fish sticks in anything. That's actually kind of gross. After that joke, I have to clarify that I'm just joking.
I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.
Losing my teeth didn't impede my acting, but it was a constant worry and meant I was never completely relaxed.
You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!
This was a place where tattoos outnumbered teeth.
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.
I sometimes mistake my typewriter for my teeth, because the more I bite the more my column will be read.
Musick helps not the tooth-ach.
No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss.
During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson delivered a speech right after he lost his front tooth. Which still left him with more teeth than everyone combined at Tommy's Country Ham House.
I have a few cavities. I don't like to call them cavities, though - I like to call them 'places to put stuff'. 'Do you know where I can store a pea' 'Yes, I have some locations available.'
His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.
