When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly.
Everybody asks me questions about the inside of James Franco's mouth.
I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'
I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.
As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.
My biggest turn-off is if a woman doesn't have a real passion for something... and bad breath!
And because my teeth don't bite, I can take them out dancing I can take my little teeth out and show them a real good time
During a recent event at a restaurant called Tommy's Country Ham House in South Carolina, presidential candidate Ben Carson delivered a speech right after he lost his front tooth. Which still left him with more teeth than everyone combined at Tommy's Country Ham House.
I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.
As for consulting a dentist regularly, my punctuality practically amounted to a fetish. Every twelve years I would drop whatever I was doing and allow wild Caucasian ponies to drag me to a reputable orthodontist.
His tongue is by turns a sponge, a brush, a comb. He cleans himself, he smooths himself, he knows what is proper.
I only use a camera like I use a toothbrush. It does the job.
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.
My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.
The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath any more.
Recent demonstration projects have shown that with some Federal support, a little funding can go a long way toward ensuring that low-income children have access to good oral health care.
I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.
I'm really into the Tom Ford lipsticks. I was always afraid to wear lip color because I thought it made me look too masculine, but my makeup artist Fiona Stiles got me into wearing coral, orange-y colors from his line, and now I wear lipstick all of the time.
I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the second wash before I rinse, I brush my teeth, then I rinse, then I floss, then I put on moisturizer. I'm ritualistic. Jewishness is very ritualistic.
The idea really came to me the day I got my new false teeth.
Your mouth smells like my jock strap.
I'm a major breath person, so I always have gum, mints.
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
