I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.
As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.
People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing.
I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.
You've got to motivate the fans and the people to get your teeth cleaned. It's called daily hygiene. You've got to take care of yourself.
Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.
When they mention great little things in life, they usually forget flossing.
Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?
Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough.
I love oral hygiene.
I'm one of those people who has a toothbrush and toothpaste with me at all times. After lunch, I'll brush my teeth in a restaurant bathroom!
It's a huge turnoff when men have teeth that look like they haven't been brushed in days. Also, bad breath is awful.
Never floss with a stranger.
My smile has been my ticket to the world. Smiling releases the same feel-good hormones you get jogging. Caring for your lips and gums is important. I brush my teeth morning and night, alternating toothpaste brands. In addition to flossing, I use a Water Pik to massage my gums and remove food particles.
I can't stand bad breath.
Good dental care doesn't make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it's hard to be a good student.
A healthy smile has always been important to me.
OK, I floss, I brush my teeth, and I use mouth wash. Does that mean that I love it? That means that I, you know, like to look after my teeth!
I have this Waterpik that shoots water between your teeth. It's great. You do that along with flossing, and you know for a fact you've cleaned your mouth as much as humanly possible. It's like going to the dentist every night in your bathroom. I don't know if it's a floss replacement, but in conjunction with flossing, it's great.
Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.
I'm obsessed with fresh breath.
I wish I was told to look after my teeth when I was younger. My smile is really important to me and one of my biggest assets, so I'm very conscious that I need to keep it in top condition.
It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school.
I'm English. Our dentistry is not world famous.
There's nothing like not washing your teeth or washing your face or brushing your teeth in the morning.
