Scott Simon Quotes

You've got to motivate the fans and the people to get your teeth cleaned. It's called daily hygiene. You've got to take care of yourself.

Good dental care doesn't make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it's hard to be a good student.

I made some friends at Listerine and they taught me a little bit about oral care. That half of adults suffer from oral disease, that the number one chronic disease among children is oral disease, that we're only taking care of 25% of our mouths when brushing alone and there are more germs in your mouth than there are people on the planet.

Never floss with a stranger.

Americans may have no identity, but they do have wonderful teeth.

I can't stand bad breath.

A healthy smile has always been important to me.

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.

Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?

Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough.

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

My grandmother is 82, and some days she doesn't even put her teeth in.

It's a huge turnoff when men have teeth that look like they haven't been brushed in days. Also, bad breath is awful.

I always have my Biore strips because they're fun. I always have Crest White Strips. I always have lip balm, and I'll bring concealer with me.

Brush your teeth often.

Just traveling all the time you gotta keep your teeth clean.

Because I've got veneers, I am always checking to make sure I haven't got food in my teeth.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.

No gunfire, famine, or flies. Just lots of toothpaste, gardening and people stuff.

This was a place where tattoos outnumbered teeth.

I can smell when someone has a cavity. It's a very specific smell - not a bad-breath smell - but something that is really strong.

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.