Joelle Carter Quotes

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

Believe me, you have to have a certain confidence in your powers of descretion to let a dentist loose with a drill in your mouth less than an hour after you've...um...entertained his wife.

I don't think people know what hygienist means.

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled.

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.

I've had my teeth done, which was a massive insecurity for me.

I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth.'

I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.

My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.

No woman is a heroine to her dentist.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Dentistry is more impressive in town-what the rural man calls cleaning the teeth is called "prophylaxis" in New York.

A dentist is only half the doctor he claims to be.

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

I certainly wouldn't be a dental hygienist - they should get the Medal of Honor just to look at people's gums.

I can't stand bad breath.

You've got to motivate the fans and the people to get your teeth cleaned. It's called daily hygiene. You've got to take care of yourself.

I wanted to be a dentist actually.

Oh, my god. I'd be a terrible doctor. I don't like to touch other people. There's a lot of gruesome stuff in my line of work to feel or to admit. I'm sure everyone's expecting me to say "proctologist," but actually no, I don't want to be a proctologist. Probably want to be a dentist, because you don't have to touch much of the other person's body, just their face or mouth.

I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.

Your mouth smells like my jock strap.

I can smell when someone has a cavity. It's a very specific smell - not a bad-breath smell - but something that is really strong.

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.

When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste.

It doesn't really matter whether you grip the arms of the dentist's chair or let your hands lie in your lap. The drill drills on.