Christopher Moore Quotes

Never floss with a stranger.

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.

I don't think people know what hygienist means.

Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough.

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

Good dental care doesn't make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it's hard to be a good student.

I made some friends at Listerine and they taught me a little bit about oral care. That half of adults suffer from oral disease, that the number one chronic disease among children is oral disease, that we're only taking care of 25% of our mouths when brushing alone and there are more germs in your mouth than there are people on the planet.

I have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer.

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities.

Americans may have no identity, but they do have wonderful teeth.

I'm English. Our dentistry is not world famous.

I have this Waterpik that shoots water between your teeth. It's great. You do that along with flossing, and you know for a fact you've cleaned your mouth as much as humanly possible. It's like going to the dentist every night in your bathroom. I don't know if it's a floss replacement, but in conjunction with flossing, it's great.

I can't stand bad breath.

You've got to motivate the fans and the people to get your teeth cleaned. It's called daily hygiene. You've got to take care of yourself.

A healthy smile has always been important to me.

Brush your teeth often.

Just traveling all the time you gotta keep your teeth clean.

Because I've got veneers, I am always checking to make sure I haven't got food in my teeth.

I sometimes mistake my typewriter for my teeth, because the more I bite the more my column will be read.

When they mention great little things in life, they usually forget flossing.

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.

This was a place where tattoos outnumbered teeth.