Far as I can tell, I still have most of my hair, my gut is not hanging over my belt, and I still have all of my teeth.
No man should live longer than his teeth.
Hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.
I'm just happy that Jesus Christ, um, did not let me lose my teeth when I was 20 years old. 'Cause I was wondering, like, what if you kept your baby teeth until the age of 18 or 20, and then you lose 'em? That would look pretty bad.
When I was a child, I wanted to be an actor, but I had really bad buckteeth. I didn't want to get braces, but my mom said I couldn't be an actor if I didn't get the braces. So, I got the braces.
My grandmother is 82, and some days she doesn't even put her teeth in.
I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.
I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fish sticks in anything. That's actually kind of gross. After that joke, I have to clarify that I'm just joking.
This was a place where tattoos outnumbered teeth.
As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
I have really crooked teeth - they give me character!
Dentists seem to me very orderly, businesslike people who appear to become somewhat bored with the routine of their work after a period of time. Perhaps I'm wrong.
If we cry more tears we will ruin the land with salt; instead let's praise that which would distract us with despair. Make a song for death, a song for yellow teeth and bad breath
I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.
I was going to get my teeth whitened, but I said, "I'll just get a tan instead."
People called me sharktooth, Dracula. I got made fun of so much cause I couldn't afford braces.
Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.
My sweet tooth was so bad, it was rotten. So I had to have it pulled. For me, with sugar, it's all or nothing. So I had to cut it out.
I'll let you in on something big: I'm not a white-teeth teen.
Ben Carson actually lost a tooth. Which explains why he said that under his leadership, Americans would be entitled to 'life, liberty, and the purthuit of happineth.'
Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!
My lower and upper teeth had to be removed.
The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide open spaces surrounded by teeth.
