If I could change my appearance, I would have the gap between my front teeth put back in.
You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!
I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
My teeth are all my own. I've just finished paying for them.
And because my teeth don't bite, I can take them out dancing I can take my little teeth out and show them a real good time
My jaw has been wired and rewired. It's incredible to think people would fake that.
My grandfather used to be a dentist, and he made me these retainers that have vampire teeth on them.
Ben Carson actually lost a tooth. Which explains why he said that under his leadership, Americans would be entitled to 'life, liberty, and the purthuit of happineth.'
My lower and upper teeth had to be removed.
I'm okay with having horrible lower teeth.
I've had all my teeth replaced with solid gold replicas of the originals.
My dentist said my teeth were wearing away at the back because I couldn't bite. My top jaw was broken and brought forward, and my bottom jaw was broken and put back.
As for the fake teeth, they're officially retired. I haven't really found a need or want to wear them.
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards
You don't know what a broken jaw feels like until it happens.
The earliest example known to me of replaced body parts is exemplified by a Mayan skull dating back to 1400 BC. In this skull, false teeth made of stone had been implanted.
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.
People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?'
The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get a set which can really be depended on 'till a dentist makes him one.
I've spent my life doing action films and most of my own stunts, so my teeth have been knocked out along the way. It happened so frequently that I can't even remember where I lost most of them.
The blast blew most of my teeth out, I have screws and plates in my face, I lost the eye.
When I was twenty years old, I had gum grafts put in.
When I was younger I smashed my teeth and since I was 12 I've been saying: 'I want veneers! I want veneers!'
L.A. is wonderful. They have something called sleep dentistry. You just go there, and they put you to sleep and go, 'Drrrrrr,' and by the time you wake up a few hours later, you have a whole new set of teeth. I mean, whatever you want them to do.
