Noel Fielding Quotes

I am in the prime of my senility.

When he is forsaken, Withered and shaken, What can an old man do but die?

I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar!

When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.

A man growing old becomes a child again.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

I've never had a message for anyone in my entire life. Except maybe to give out my room number.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

Better to go than sit around being a terrible old bore.

Kids are funny.

For in all the world there are no people so piteous and forlorn as those who are forced to eat the bitter bread of dependency in their old age.

I wouldn't like to grow old alone.

Children are funny.

I used to picture myself as the old guy eating the Early Bird Specials in the mall.

Do ya remember the first time you had sex? I do, and boy, was I scared! I was alone!

I'm not tough anymore, I'm 82.

Old men are children once again a dream that sways and wavers into the hard light of day.

It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.

Oh, to be seventy again!

I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.

Growing old is not a thing to watch. It cannot be forgiven in others. Alone, it can be borne. Even indulged.

Those who love not their fellow-beings live unfruitful lives, and prepare for their old age a miserable grave.

Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book.