Unintelligible Speech Quotes

M.I.T. has a reputation for turning out Dilberts. They may be brilliant in what they do, but no one can understand what they say.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

Michael Bisping just speaks to speak; he just talks to talk. He just tries to open his mouth so that something can be heard, but nothing's going to come out.

You speak baby gibberish?' asked Jack. 'Fluently. The adult-education center ran a course, and I have a lot of time on my hands.' 'So what did he say?' 'I don't know.' 'I thought you said you spoke gibberish?' 'I do. But your baby doesn't. I think he's speaking either pre-toddler nonsense, a form of infact burble or an obscure dialect of gobbledygook. In any event, I can't understand a word he's saying.' 'Oh.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

A friend of mine tells that I talk in shorthand and then smudge it.

I never understood a word John Cassavetes said. And I think he did that deliberately.

These poor women in academia have to talk this silly language that nobody can understand in order to be accepted, they think.

Often, I can scarcely hear any one speaking to me; the tones yes, but not the actual words; yet as soon as any one shouts, it is unbearable. What will come of all this, heaven only knows!

There’s always time for babbling.

An academic dialect is perfected when its terms are hard to understand and refer only to one another.

The surest method of being incomprehensible or, moreover, to be misunderstood is to use words in their original sense; especially words from the ancient languages.

Our method of speaking is interrupted, hard-edged... a lot of consonants and noises.

I would say the Geordie accent and the scouse accent are similar in terms of I don't understand anything!

Mass ought to be in Latin, unless you could do it in Greek or Chinese. In fact, any abracadabra that no bloody member of the public or half-educated ape of a clargimint could think he understood.

S'pose a man was to come to you and say Pollyvoo-franzy - what would you think?

A frightful dialect for the stupid, the pedant and dullard sort.

All our words from loose using have lost their edge.

The voice belonged to Mr. Pzyrbovich, an algebra teacher who was always called Mr. P, for obvious reasons. He has a heavy accent, which a lot of kids said made him hard to understand, although to be fair some of these kids would have never understood algebra anyway.