Jim Flaherty Quotes

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

No man should live longer than his teeth.

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

My lower and upper teeth had to be removed.

My grandmother is 82, and some days she doesn't even put her teeth in.

Useless as a pulled tooth.

It's tough getting older. You start falling apart, you know? My gums are starting to recede now. You can't tell tonight, though, 'cause I comb them forward.

Ben Carson actually lost a tooth. Which explains why he said that under his leadership, Americans would be entitled to 'life, liberty, and the purthuit of happineth.'

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.

We Robertses have too many teeth for our mouths.

I'm okay with having horrible lower teeth.

Good dental care doesn't make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it's hard to be a good student.

I made some friends at Listerine and they taught me a little bit about oral care. That half of adults suffer from oral disease, that the number one chronic disease among children is oral disease, that we're only taking care of 25% of our mouths when brushing alone and there are more germs in your mouth than there are people on the planet.

Better a tooth out than always aching.

Perhaps no mightier conflict of mind occurs ever again in a lifetime than that first decision to unseat one's own tooth.

I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.

Our sport is not made for anybody to be able to play it, especially at the NFL level, so there's obviously some risk that we all take knowingly.

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.

My siblings and I have got the worst teeth in Britain.

Everyone knows what toothache's like: it's one of those dull pains that just won't go away.

I've eaten part of my tooth. I had a weird cavity that broke apart in my teeth - this is a bad story. I was eating and thought, 'It's like I'm swallowing rocks,' and then I checked and part of my tooth is missing. I ate it.

We all sign up where you might get hurt. That's what makes this league a little bit different than any other in professional sports.

I'm just happy that Jesus Christ, um, did not let me lose my teeth when I was 20 years old. 'Cause I was wondering, like, what if you kept your baby teeth until the age of 18 or 20, and then you lose 'em? That would look pretty bad.

Because I've got veneers, I am always checking to make sure I haven't got food in my teeth.