Cynthia Ozick Quotes

She smiles.Her teeth are crooked. If I knocked them out,I might be doing her a favor.

I'll let you in on something big: I'm not a white-teeth teen.

Because I've got veneers, I am always checking to make sure I haven't got food in my teeth.

This was a place where tattoos outnumbered teeth.

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth.'

Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don't like it.

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.

Ben Carson actually lost a tooth. Which explains why he said that under his leadership, Americans would be entitled to 'life, liberty, and the purthuit of happineth.'

When you have a cavity in your tooth and you let it get worse, eventually you have to get a root canal. If you have something that isn't right, the earlier you treat it the easier the treatment is going to be. That's kind of common sense.

No one has nicer teeth than me. Why would anyone laugh at my lovely teeth?

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

His teeth sang in their individual sockets like tuning forks, each one pitch-perfect and clear as ethanol.

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

I don't mess around when it comes to brushing my teeth. Properly brushed, twice a day, every day, to get my day started.

The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)

They can afford to smile because they all have teeth so dazzling if they dropped them in the snow they'd be lost forever.

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

I can't read or write music. When I want to remember something, I try to remember all the keys on the piano. Which is what I still do. I put the numbers on the keys. And that's got to become music again.

A tooth is much more to be prized than a diamond.

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

Like going to the dentist, where you write: "Dental appointment today. All of the dentists in Boulder are 'holistic.' They can't fill a cavity but they're good for your soul. Your teeth rot, but apparently your spirit prospers."

Bad dental hygiene can lead to respiratory infections and an increased risk for heart disease and strokes.