Room Service Quotes

This job is like stealing. I travel first class in a nice plane. I have a driver waiting for me. I go in a room and have room service. I have a meeting. Then I go to the best game of the weekend and talk football - and they pay me.

I have a "Do Not Disturb" sign on my hotel door. It's time to go to "Don't Disturb". It's been "Do Not" for too long. We should embrace the contraction.

I look for the hotels that have figured out the comfortable balance - a modern room that is well designed, and really clean sheets.

In The Bob Hope Golf Classic (LWT) the participation of President Gerald Ford was more than enough to remind you that the nuclear button was at one stage at the disposal of a man who might have either pressed it by mistake or else pressed it deliberately in order to obtain room service.

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

I love hotel rooms, so I take pictures of the room and the way out and the lobby, the food and drink.

Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.

I don't understand why people expect tips. In hotels you order food in your room, and it's already more expensive from the room service menu, so it's a cheek to expect a tip on top. I do sometimes reward good service, but it should be at my discretion, and I'm not going to be held to ransom.

I want to go out and do things... not just stick around having room service for two days.

The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!

I'm always really worried about ruining their lives. Especially with people that aren't famous. It's such a massive change. I'm kind of a paranoid wreck. I've eaten a lot of room service.

I always thought when I hit 50 years old that'd be it for the travel. I don't have to tell you - you wait at an airport, your flight's delayed, get on a 14-hour flight, get off, get stuck in traffic, you get to the hotel and the room service is closed.

Room service is a hard thing to pay for. That's, like, oatmeal for $12? That makes me mad.

When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I'm really into eggs Benedict in the morning.

When I'm on the road for fashion shows, I love room service. I think it's one of the greatest things in the world. I usually like to keep it simple with soup, but my big indulgence is French fries or chicken fingers.

In my special place, room service could only consist of my husband making me a breakfast of eggs, avocados, and hummus. And coffee with milk.

The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I've encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE - and a maid to press it for me.

Minibars are very appealing, especially when someone else is paying.

I lived at the Gramercy Park Hotel for about 10 years. It was terrific. It was a pleasantly run-down hotel of the '70s and '80s with a mix of older, rent-controlled apartment dwellers, Europeans and new wave and punk bands. The room service was great, the hamburger was terrific, and they had a doctor who made house calls.

I sometimes feel like I should be in the hotel business.

I've used soap dishes as ashtrays in the best hotels in the world.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

There's nothing in the world more silent than the telephone the morning after everybody pans your play. It won't ring from room service; your mother won't be calling you. If the phone has not rung by 8 in the morning, you're dead.

I like the Four Seasons. It's a nice hotel.