Jacquelyn Jablonski Quotes

I get excited about room-service menus! I really do.

I love that you can pick up your phone at a hotel and have something to eat in your bed. I love home, but there are amenities at a hotel that you simply don't have at home.

I was walking along somewhere in the Maldives and there were West Ham fans there. It's crazy.

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry and he's got Mad Power Disease.

I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone else's door. Because I don't want the remnants. I don't want to be caught, like, being like the pig that I was at two in the morning.

I love hotel rooms, so I take pictures of the room and the way out and the lobby, the food and drink.

I look for the hotels that have figured out the comfortable balance - a modern room that is well designed, and really clean sheets.

Sometimes we're at hotels, and I'll answer the phone. They'll say, 'Mr. Ripa, your breakfast is coming upstairs.' And I'm like, Is my father-in-law here? But, obviously, I'm proud either way - Ripa or Consuelos.

I ate a bug once. It was flying around me. I was trying to get it away. It went right in my mouth. It was so gross!

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.

Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

I got hit with an octopus in Detroit one time. It was the most gross thing I've ever had happen. I got it right in the back of the neck; all the juice was coming down. It was awful.

I've just always liked hotels. I like the bed and the sheets and everything that comes along with it.

I love room service!

At hotels, you are an actress. Absolutely. You can do what you want. Go where you want. I love my home too. But I love to arrive in a hotel. They have books, chocolate, food. I put things in the little refrigerator.

But I hope that you walk around the corner and you get very surprised.

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

I find that often, room service menus are highly condensed. They tend to be a little bit fast food-oriented, even at the finest hotels.

If you don't like me, don't turn your television on at the holidays, because you won't be able to escape.

I like the Four Seasons. It's a nice hotel.

I'm not a big room service guy.

When I arrived in New York, I was at the Drake hotel for five years; so, yeah, I really miss hotels. It's like having friends stay at your home. Every day you get to treat them, not only to dinner, but for breakfast, and everything throughout the day.

I think if aliens came to Earth, we would laugh. If there was an alien technology, we would laugh.