Anthony Horowitz Quotes

They are words you don't easily forget: I don't have good news.

No man loves the bearer of bad tidings.

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

Evil news fly faster still than good.

No good news, which means the same as bad news.

There was something not quite right about her eagerness, an eerie kind of voyeurism in her need for bad news.

Of all the reports that fly about the world, ill news is the surest of all to arrive!

Ill news are swallow-winged, but what is good walks on crutches.

Certainly it constitutes bad news if the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit.

Being inundated with constant "bad" news from the media doesn't help.

You can find good reasons to scuttle your equities in every morning paper and on every broadcast of the nightly news.

Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.

Give to a gracious message An host of tongues, but let ill tidings tell Themselves when they be felt.

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.

Never awake me when you have good news to announce, because with good news nothing presses; but when you have bad news, arouse me immediately, for then there is not an instant to be lost.

If your news must be bad, tell it soberly and promptly.

Anything that begins 'I don't know how to tell you this' is never good news.

The real news is bad news.

Good newes may bee told at any time, but ill in the morning.

Ill news is wing'd with fate, and flies apace.

Ladies and Gentleman, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS.

None love the messenger who brings bad news.

That proverbial saying, "Ill news goes quick and far.

If news is not really news unless it is bad news, it may be difficult to claim we are an informed nation

Nobody likes the bringer of bad news.