Joel Siegel Quotes

No good news, which means the same as bad news.

The news media are, for the most part, the bringers of bad news... and it's not entirely the media's fault, bad news gets higher ratings and sells more papers than good news.

No man loves the bearer of bad tidings.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.

A lot of people don't want to get bad news.

The real news is bad news.

Don't blame the messenger because the message is unpleasant.

In the business world, bad news is usually good news - for somebody else.

There's no such thing as good news in America.

People write negatives things, cause they feel that's what sells. Good news to them, doesn't sell.

Bad news isn't wine. It doesn't improve with age.

We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.

The day on which I received confirmation was a distressing one to me.

Got good news and bad news for you, Mr. President. The good news is that Chief Justice John Roberts just saved your legacy and, perhaps, your presidency by writing for the Supreme Court majority to rule health care reform constitutional.

There's nothing good on the news. You're not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers Morgan is in it, you know what I mean?

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

I very much regret, in appearing before you at your request, to address you on the present state of the country, and the prospect before us, that I can bring you no good tidings.

To a journalist, good news is often not news at all.

Nothing in fine print is ever good news.

The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing.

The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage.

Call me a cockeyed pessimist, but I'm having trouble finding any good news in the trashing of Harriet Miers.

It is an ill thing to be the first to bring news of ill.