Hotel Dining Quotes

Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.

When I was in Turks & Caicos, a bug jumped out of my room service menu. That kind of freaked me out.

I love room service!

I find that often, room service menus are highly condensed. They tend to be a little bit fast food-oriented, even at the finest hotels.

I get excited about room-service menus! I really do.

I love that you can pick up your phone at a hotel and have something to eat in your bed. I love home, but there are amenities at a hotel that you simply don't have at home.

I don't know why people are so down on the Best Western. They have the best sweet potato fries I've ever had.

I once waited on Sean Connery. A long time ago. This was at the Caledonian Hotel in Edinburgh. They closed down the restaurant for him, and when he walked in with his morning paper, all the waitresses started squealing. He was a big guy, bigger than in the movies.