Chi Chi Rodriguez Quotes

I realize that's why we play golf, to hit the ball into the hole. But it is a strange feeling when you hit the shot and it actually goes in.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.

Three months later, on September 5, 2001, at a pro-am event preceding the Canadian Open at the Royal Montreal Golf Club, I was invited to play a round with Tiger Woods. Nothing in the game of politics had ever been as nerve-racking as that game of golf.

I enjoy that atmosphere, because you play golf all the time but you don't get to play in front of this many people and feel the energy of the crowd.You hit a bad shot, they boo; you hit a good shot, they cheer you. It's awesome. So I love it.

If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying.

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

Good golf is easier to play-and far more pleasant-than bad golf.

One thing both men have in common is a love of golf and a shared knowledge of the word "mulligan," which means a do-over to replace a lousy shot.

The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was lost somewhere in the trees and thicket and down through the poison ivy. It was during one of these searches that I vowed to the Lord above that if I ever earned enough money I would never set foot on a course again.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.

For one thing, I like to walk when I play golf. Now I don't walk the whole way, but I try not to be the driver when in a cart.

Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a little golfer on it.

Some of us are fortunate enough to play championship golf, but this isn't essential in the enjoyment of the game.

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

My golf must be improving, I'm not hitting as many spectators.

My old friend Jack Benny has only had one ball all his golfing life. And now he's lost it. The string came off!

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.