Golfing Etiquette Quotes

I've thrown or broken a few clubs in my day. In fact, I guess at one time or another I probably held distance records for every club in the bag.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

I enjoy playing it every time I step on the course.

For me, I relish playing tournaments in America.

For one thing, I like to walk when I play golf. Now I don't walk the whole way, but I try not to be the driver when in a cart.

To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast.

I can sum it up like this: Thank God for the game of golf.

I realize that's why we play golf, to hit the ball into the hole. But it is a strange feeling when you hit the shot and it actually goes in.

The toughest opponent of all is Old Man Par. He's a patient soul who never shoots a birdie and never incurs a bogey. And if you would travel the long road with him, you must be patient, too.

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

It's quite nice to play on a golf course that, even though it is links, that there's not much wind, which is good.

I'm not a golfing man.

I love Wingfoot; I'm a member of Wingfoot. It's a great course.

I've never played the Olympic Club. I have played Lytham, but only some amateur events. I haven't played Kiawah.

Golf is to me what his Sabine farm was to the poet Horace - a solace and an inspiration.

My hobbies are painting, crafts, and I like golfing.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

One thing both men have in common is a love of golf and a shared knowledge of the word "mulligan," which means a do-over to replace a lousy shot.

I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days.

I don't like watching golf on TV. I'd rather play.

I've been fortunate to have some great golfing buddies.

That was a great game of golf, fellers.

The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was lost somewhere in the trees and thicket and down through the poison ivy. It was during one of these searches that I vowed to the Lord above that if I ever earned enough money I would never set foot on a course again.

Somehow, it is hard to dislike a man once you have played a round of golf with him.

If you're a friend or a relative of George Herbert Walker Bush, Prez 41, or George W. Bush, Prez 43, or any other Bushes, then you know an 18-hole round of golf shouldn't take more than three hours out of your day - there are other important things to do.