Hollis Stacy Quotes

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.

I wish someone had put a golf club in my hands, not skates on my feet. It is a really great game for business. It's a great game for making connections.

I just go out and play golf.

The woods are full of long drivers.

I've always tried to play golf with a golf club. I have a hard time driving with my rifle. I mean, 18 is really narrow ... I have no problem with the course, except for the tee shot on 18.

Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only to end up in a hole in the ground before your companions. The favored pastime of businessmen and their cronies, probably without a full appreciation of its metaphorical implications.

Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.

It was a morning when all nature shouted Fore! The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring a message of hope and cheer, whispering of chip shots holed and brassies landing squarely on the meat. The fairway, as yet unscarred by the irons of a hundred dubs, smiled greenly up at the azure sky.

[On golf:] One of the most distressing defects of civilization.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

That little white ball won't move until you hit it, and there's nothing you can do after it has gone.

You know what the game of golf is, don't you? It's basketball for people who can't jump and chess for people who can't think.

I enjoy playing it every time I step on the course.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.

One of my great loves is golf. When I am in L.A., I like to play with a few close friends: no phones, no distractions, the great outdoors and the chance to bet some money to keep it interesting.

Golf's a great game, and you meet a lot of people along the way.