Babe Didrikson Zaharias Quotes

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course

I wish someone had put a golf club in my hands, not skates on my feet. It is a really great game for business. It's a great game for making connections.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

I realize that's why we play golf, to hit the ball into the hole. But it is a strange feeling when you hit the shot and it actually goes in.

I've always tried to play golf with a golf club. I have a hard time driving with my rifle. I mean, 18 is really narrow ... I have no problem with the course, except for the tee shot on 18.

Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only to end up in a hole in the ground before your companions. The favored pastime of businessmen and their cronies, probably without a full appreciation of its metaphorical implications.

Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.

It was a morning when all nature shouted Fore! The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring a message of hope and cheer, whispering of chip shots holed and brassies landing squarely on the meat. The fairway, as yet unscarred by the irons of a hundred dubs, smiled greenly up at the azure sky.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

You know what the game of golf is, don't you? It's basketball for people who can't jump and chess for people who can't think.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.

In golf, it's almost impossible to be perfect on each shot; that's the fun and challenge of golf.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

Golf's a great game, and you meet a lot of people along the way.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.

When I'm not working, I like to play golf.

Actually, I'm a very good golfer.

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.