Golf Handicap Quotes

I'm bad at golf.

Every day I play golf, that's my goal. To break 70 the other way. To shoot 70 or better.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

I started with golf because I saw my brothers play, I was always watching them. It was my life. Growing up, we always played competitions like chipping, hitting.

Golf is a very, very frustrating game.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

It's very, very difficult to win golf tournaments.

I don't watch much golf.

I was a pretty average golfer.

I play golf but very badly.

Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of method and discrimination. On every side we see big two-fisted he-men floundering round in three figures, stopping every few minutes to let through little shrimps with knock-knees and hollow cheeks, who are tearing up snappy seventy-fours.

Golf is a whole different sport, a whole different challenge, everything.

I think I shot 78 one time. My golf game is so overrated.

Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.

Obama hasn't been working to earn reelection, he's been working to earn a spot on the PGA tour!

If I'm hitting 3-wood and everyone else is hitting driver, it's a level playing field. If I'm hitting driver straight, then I think I'm playing at a different level than everybody else.

I first took up golf in 1994, and used to play intermittently. I couldn't devote as much time to it as I would've liked.

I felt I could play in maybe a dozen tournaments a year as an amateur.

Golf should be taken down and must not be played.

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.