Seth MacFarlane Quotes

I play golf - badly.

I'm terrible at golf, but I love the game with a passion.

I've taken up golf in the past five or six years, and most of the time there aren't too many people out there that can drive a ball further than I can.

In golf, it's almost impossible to be perfect on each shot; that's the fun and challenge of golf.

My grandson Sam Saunders has been playing golf since he could hold a club and I spent a lot of time with him over the years. Like my father taught me, I showed him the fundamentals of the game and helped him make adjustments as he and his game matured over the years.

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.

I think I shot 78 one time. My golf game is so overrated.

I didn't start playing golf until '94, when the strike cut the season short. Never having played as a kid definitely makes it a challenge.

Golf is one of those games that I want my kids to know and learn so that they can play it all of their lives.

My parents both played golf and introduced me to golf when I was 5 years old. They took me to the driving range and I played around at the range and immediately developed an interest in it.

When I was 7, my dad asked his friend to teach me. I played my first tournament competition when I was 8. I remember I shot around 125.

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

I think when I was about 12 or 13, my dad started taking me out to the local golf course, and that's the first time I ever hit a golf ball. I picked it up pretty quickly, just kind of monkey-see, monkey-do. But when I was 12, golf was so slow to me. For me, it was basketball, girls and music.

Golf is not easy.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.

Actually, I'm a very good golfer.

Whenever I dream of playing a perfect round of golf, which I rarely do more than a dozen times a day, I picture myself on one of my favorite British Open-style links, and in particular the great courses of the west of Ireland, whose holes flow through naturally bunkered dunesland never far from the sight or sound of surf.

Playing golf is like learning a foreign language.

I can't even pretend to play golf.

I'm an awful golfer.

I started with golf because I saw my brothers play, I was always watching them. It was my life. Growing up, we always played competitions like chipping, hitting.