Dave Barry Quotes

One of my great loves is golf. When I am in L.A., I like to play with a few close friends: no phones, no distractions, the great outdoors and the chance to bet some money to keep it interesting.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is.

We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly.

One of my favorite things to do is play golf at Braemar Country Club. It's quiet and not overly crowded. The people are nice, and there's wildlife all around the course. As far as my game itself, I can go from a 10 handicap to a 30, depending on the day.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

Golf is the only sport where watching the game is arguably as grueling physically as playing it.

Golf is such a wonderful game. I love it to death.

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.

Golf is me.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf should be taken down and must not be played.

Golf is important to me. I love the game.

I just go out and play golf.

Golf has always been a passion over the years.

If I played golf, I'd be on the golf course every day, but I just can't wear those dumb pants.

My parents both played golf and introduced me to golf when I was 5 years old. They took me to the driving range and I played around at the range and immediately developed an interest in it.

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

I have many golfer friends whom I play with, including my good friend Ian Poulter, a professional golfer who's coming to Asia to play in a few tournaments.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death.

You know, why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it's a great game.