Golf Balls Quotes

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Golf was my vehicle to competition, and I can't play if I can't compete.

As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun.

For all the fun, don't forget: I always knew when to put my golf balls down and practice.

I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.

Golf should be taken down and must not be played.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

Broadcasting golf is not like broadcasting baseball or football. You see the ball and the action through your own eyes. The story is unfolding in front of you. In golf, the story is unfolding here and there and everywhere. As the guy in the broadcast tower, you're getting it all on screens and from reporters in the field. It's a tricky business.

I got off the school bus every day at the driving range. I'd hit balls and goof around all day out there. I picked up balls by hand every night. That was my job.

I like to go out on the golf course and talk, cut up, and tell jokes.

Amateur golf is so much fun.

I wouldn't have raced a horse. But you'll then throw back at me that Jesse Owens raced against a horse, and he's one of my heroes, so I'm not going to say it was a silly stunt. I know too much about horses. They're highly unreliable, and they've got brains the size of golf balls.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.

I don't play golf for fame.

The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.

But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly.

I love golf clothes. I have a lot of fun with the little golf skirts and vests.

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story

And I don't really like golf. I know a lot of English footballers play, but I know that if I go with the club to play, sooner or later I will end up trying to smash the ball with my foot.

My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.

Golf is a good time, valued time.

The sound of a golf game is very different than the sound of a football game.

I played golf all over Detroit.