ironic humor Quotes

I know it sounds strange, but I'm one of those people who goes to a coffee shop to drink coffee.

Where would I be without my sense of direction.

A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have.

I was pretty familiar with TikTok: I always thought its videos would be ironically hilarious. When I became a trending topic on there, it was a crazy moment for me. A lot of people will try to downplay it, but I saw it as something bigger.

Most people seem to take pleasure in feeling superior to someone. I'm not like that, which pleases me because it makes me feel superior.

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

You know, I don't want to be offensive. But 'Infinite Jest' [regarded by many as Wallace's masterpiece] is just awful. It seems ridiculous to have to say it. He can't think, he can't write. There's no discernible talent.

There are some pop songs I hate but I can't get them out of my head. Our songs also have the standard pop format: Verse, chorus, verse, chorus, solo, bad solo. All in all, I think we sound like The Knack and the Bay City Rollers being molested by Black Flag and Black Sabbath.

If you want to make people laugh, your face must remain serious.

I like sarcasm. I like snark.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

I think there was a time in my life, probably in college, that I wished every guy was gay because it meant more women for me! I don't know what everyone's problem with it is. I wish everyone was gay! That's always the way I thought about it. I have no issue with it. If I have to suffer through marriage, why shouldn't they?

All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it?

If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.

We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Satire is at once the most agreeable and most dangerous of mental qualities. It always pleases when it is refined, but we always fear those who use it too much; yet satire should be allowed when unmixed with spite, and when the person satirized can join in the satire.

I'd like to be Dakota Fanning when I get young.

I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

The only good imitations are those that poke fun at bad originals.

Satire chooses and knows no objects. It arises by fleeing from them and their forcing themselves upon it.

Satire is moral outrage transformed into comic art.

Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?" "Funny haha or funny strange?" James handed them back to me "Funny 'occult'" "Ah. Funny strange" James looked at me sternly, "Don't start that. I'm supposed to be the humorous one

I make big objects that are simple, bright and clear, kind of ironic but hopefully funny because I love the shapes, and I get inspiration from toys and books, and I believe in art for everyone.