Golf Attire Quotes

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here.

I've always said golf can be a turn-off - all those middle-aged men in bad jumpers. I want to be a bit more of a character.

Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-drinker's green Brooks Brothers-style sport jacket and make the winner of the Masters slip on something in, say, black leather with plenty of metal studs.

Because of the suit I was wearing, I couldn't make a good pivot on the swing. And I had to hit the ball with one hand.

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

I want to play golf, practice and not do much else. I don't drink, I don't smoke and I hate going places where you have to yell at someone who is about a foot away from you.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

I plan my golf outfits for the tournaments, I recycle some for the practice rounds, but I always have new ideas for my golf attire, and I like to dress nice after the rounds, so I have to bring all my heels. It's terrible. The worst part about being on tour is living out of a suitcase.

I'm not a huge shopper. I love looking good - obviously, on the golf course I like looking sharp, that's for sure. I'm just not into knowing brands.

I think the image of golfers is terrific, and rightly so.

I love golf clothes. I have a lot of fun with the little golf skirts and vests.

Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose.

Golf got complicated when I had to wear shoes and begin thinking about what I was doing.

Seriously, as a father, I want golf to be cool for my children. Easy to access. If they want to play in tracksuits and trainers, why not?

If you look at what people typically wear when they play, OK, my clothes could be considered provocative. But I'm not wearing them for a reaction. I'm just comfortable in fitness clothing. Golf is a sport, so dress like an athlete. Name another sport where people wear khakis and cotton polos?

Who listens to golfers? They're boring. If I want to wear camouflage on the golf course during a tournament, I will. And I have.

Golf is the absolute worst place for me to be because I am the exact opposite of everything that a golfer should encompass, should be, and I'm not.

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.

Golf wear isn't the sexiest attire.

There was a time when caddies couldn't wear shorts.

I think I've heard somebody say that I was a well-dressed golfer. I guess that has something to do with the fact that a lot of people who play golf don't dress very well.