Ben Crenshaw Quotes

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

On a real course, I'd probably want to throw my club in the water if I hit a duff shot. I'll give golf a miss - it's definitely not my sport.

My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake.

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand.

I play golf - badly.

I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.

In golf, advice is not a big thing. If you don't have the ability, you won't get anywhere no matter how much advice you get. The only thing people can suggest that matters is, be a good person and treat people respectfully. But advice on your game doesn't mean much to me.

I found golf was too time consuming, but I did enjoy it.

I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.

I've studied golf for almost 50 years now and know a hell of a lot about nothing.

Oakmont, you've got to be playing slope.

My boyfriend loves golf and he is good at it but I am not that great at it. It drives me nuts, but I'm super competitive and I always want to win.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey.

I play golf - even though I'm awful at it.

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death.

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

And yeah, my handicap was down to a 10 when we were at the thick of it. I trained for six or seven months, golfing every day for six hours, seven days a week, with eight trainers. It was intense.

But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly.