Ben Crenshaw Quotes

I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.

I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.

I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand.

I play golf - badly.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

One of my great loves is golf. When I am in L.A., I like to play with a few close friends: no phones, no distractions, the great outdoors and the chance to bet some money to keep it interesting.

Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.

Golf's a great game, and you meet a lot of people along the way.

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

When I'm not acting, I'm playing golf. I'm pretty passionate about it.

In my life, I'd like to play more golf and, and get a decent handicap.

I still don't get golf.

I'm a golfer not a history major.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

If I mis-hit the golf ball, the world doesn't blow up.

I've played golf since I was fourteen. I like how no two rounds are ever the same. And I get to be out in nature... and hang out with my buddies.

On a real course, I'd probably want to throw my club in the water if I hit a duff shot. I'll give golf a miss - it's definitely not my sport.

Golf is one of those games that I want my kids to know and learn so that they can play it all of their lives.

I don't watch much golf.

I was a pretty average golfer.

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.