Clumsiness Quotes

[John] Foster Dulles is the only case I know of a bull who carries his china shop with him.

Jerry's the only man I ever knew who's so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

I love to dance. I have always been the first on the dance floor, but I'm not teachable. I couldn't learn 'five, six, seven, eight' if my life depended on it.

Working as a teaboy may have helped my confidence, but not everyone else was so pleased. I could never remember who had milk or how many sugars, and I had an unusual talent for spilling tea on the recording console.

I fell off a wall in Cockermouth when I was 18. The slate on the top of the wall was loose and I tried to jump up and sit on it. I ended up falling backwards and the tile ended up falling back onto my hand.

I played soccer, and I was the kid who ran the wrong way, or I was pretending to be some sort of zebra and I would flail my arms and kick up my legs.

I'm very grateful that I don't have to wear heels, because I can barely walk in heels. If I were to skip, it would be deadly.

He is no more fit to handle the case than an ass is to play a harp.

I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch line.

Peter Parker can't dance. He can flip and climb up walls and do backflips, but he definitely can't dance.

I'm a magician, like David Blaine. I could never fall.

My only solution for the problem of habitual accidents is to stay in bed all day. Even then, there is always the chance that you will fall out.

I can make things, but I don't cook them, exactly. Like salmon, I can stick that in a pan. Or the other day I made noodles, but they were hard. It never occurred to me to check them; I just stopped cooking them when I felt they were ready. Really, I'm too absentminded.

I spill water on myself all the time at nice restaurants. I've run into poles and knocked myself out.

I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don't know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem.

An American diplomat is sometimes like a bull who carries his own china shop around with him.

So now I have started living my own life. Imperfect and clumsy as it may look, it is resembling me now, thoroughly.

Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, 'What the hell was that?'

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

I'm physically completely mal-coordinated. My best friend used to make me run for the bus just to give herself a quick, cheap laugh because I definitely don't have that sophisticated cool thing down.

My day goes from one embarrassing moment to the next.

By nature, I'm an awkward person; I'm a gangly introvert.

You know, I'm not really any good at working out when people are flirting with me. And I think I'm too flirtatious with people I'm trying not to flirt with! What I am good at is making people feel uncomfortable. I don't want to but it always ends up happening!

I had the biggest dry-cleaning bill on 'Daybreak' because I was always on the run and spilling coffee on myself.

I'm a terrible dancer! Oh, I'm an awful dancer!