Cows Quotes

SOCIALISM—You have two cows, you give one to your neighbor; COMMUNISM—You have two cows, the government takes them both and gives you the milk; FASCISM—You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you the milk NAZISM—You have two cows, the government takes both and shoots you; CAPITALISM—You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull; TRADE UNIONISM—You have two cows, they take them from you, shoot one, milk the other and throw the milk away; MORAL: Don't have anything to do with cows. They only bring you trouble.

To give your sheep or cow a large, spacious meadow is the way to control him.

Cows, after leaving the low lands near the coast, are found to be plentiful everywhere, and to produce milk in small quantities, from which butter is made.

Cow-protection can only be secured by cultivating universal friendliness, i.e. ahimsa.

I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and humor.

We have to articulate ourselves. Otherwise we would be cows in the field.

When I see a cow, it is not an animal to eat, it is a poem of pity for me and I worship it and I shall defend its worship against the whole world.

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

In my studio I'm as happy as a cow in her stall. That's the only place where everything is all right.

I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup.

When a cow lives with the butcher, sooner or later he gets eaten unless he helps the other cows off to their slaughter. (Nick)

I've had pets my whole life, and I grew up with pigs and cows.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

Poverty palls the most generous spirits; it cows industry, and casts resolution itself into despair.

Mother cow is in many ways better than the mother who gave us birth.

Mathematicians, like cows in the dark, all look alike to me.

Cow protection to me is infinitely more than mere protection of the cow.

I don’t have to do nothing you say, you old heifer cow. And you are old. Really, really old. And a cow, too. (Simi)

Cease, cows, life is short.

God sends a curst cow short horns.

I'm from San Bernardino, California. It's, like, all cows and dairies and very open.

I have no affinity for cows. I mean, they're cool.

Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.

If only someone would do for cows what Bambi did for deer. Cows have been in films, but they haven't starred. I'm still willing to eat a species that is only a supporting player.

The earth is real. Only a fool, milking his cow, denies the cow's reality.