Animal Control Quotes

To give your sheep or cow a large, spacious meadow is the way to control him.

We fill the woods with invasive primates camouflaged to look like piles of leaves who sneak around, sprinkling estrus doe urine and manipulating gadgets that sound like antlers clashing.

When man learns to understand and control his own behavior as well as he is learning to understand and control the behavior of crop plants and domestic animals, he may be justified in believing that he has become civilized.

Years ago, it was pretty hard to get people to empathize even a little bit with scaly, cold-blooded critters; now, thanks a lot to good PR from television, it is easier to get the message of reptile conservation and tolerance across. We have a lot to be thankful to reptiles for, not the least of which is their control of rodents.

If the lion knew his own strength, hard were it for any man to rule him.

When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.

That proves something- that a gang of wild animals can be stopped, simply because they're still human.

To kill these (rabid) dogs, in my opinion, amount to himsa, but I believe it to be inevitable if we are to escape much greater himsa.

An Oxe is taken by the horns, and a Man by the tongue.

You know if there is a rabid dog running around your neighborhood, you're probably not going to assume something good about that dog, and you're probably gonna put your children out of the way. Doesn't mean that you hate all dogs by any stretch of the imagination.

Stray cattle roam every lane and alley, but we are building cow shelters and trying to resolve the problem.

Dingoes, jackals, skunks, vipers and weasel are now illegal in New York City. Well great, who's going to run CBS?

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.

In waking a tiger, use a long stick.

I guess growing up I realized that there is really this huge epidemic in a city like Los Angeles, and many other cities, where they put down thousands upon thousands of animals every day.

Every dog is allowed one bite, but a different view is taken of a dog that goes on biting all the time.

Whether exotic wild animals have escaped or the owners have let them go, the problem is still there…. The damage has already been done.

My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature.

I've been out all over the world tranquilizing animals.

In my heart, I know that Jesus would never condone the suffering that results when dogs and cats are allowed to breed.

Chinese civilization is so systematic that wild animals have been abolished on principle.

I used to keep Ollie out of [President Ronald] Reagan's office because he was dangerous. He scared me.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

I just wish that he had just one time run for dog catcher.