Customer Complaints Quotes

Customers should complain more. You know, food's expensive nowadays. And these sommeliers come along with their thousand-page wine list and practically throw it in your lap. They're all businessmen and know that customers get intimidated and buy something overpriced. I say, always put them on the spot. 'You come back to me with a red wine at $30, $40. Come back to me with a choice.'

You know the old adage that the customer's always right? Well, I kind of think that the opposite is true. The customer is rarely right.

Those who enter to buy, support me. Those who come to flatter, please me. Those who complain, teach me how I may please others so that more will come. Those only hurt me who are displeased but do not complain. They refuse me permission to correct my errors and thus improve my service.

I can remember in my lifetime when we used to argue with customers.

For many a pasty have you robbed of blood, And many a Jack of Dover have you sold That has been heated twice and twice grown cold. From many a pilgrim have you had Christ's curse, For of your parsley they yet fare the worse, Which they have eaten with your stubble goose; For in your shop full many a fly is loose.

My pet hate, with customers, is those that think it's all about wallets.

Amtrak should not preclude their customers from exercising their full rights through a forced arbitration policy.

They said I was a valued customer. Now they send me hate mail.

Hey!" I exclaimed, seeing the total. "They're charging me retail. Glenn!" I complained. "They can't do that." I shook it at him. "I shouldn't have to pay retail!" "What did you expect? You can keep that. It's your copy." I sat back in a huff and shoved it in my bag with my sticky scarf as he typed his slow, painful way through my report. "Where's this human compassion I keep hearing about?" "That's it, baby doll," he said, voice smoother than usual. He was laughing at me.

We have the best customer satisfaction record, based on Transportation Dept. statistics, of any airline in America, the fewest complaints filed per 100,000 passengers carried. So you're not just getting low fares, you're also getting wonderful customer service.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."

Customers can't always tell you what they want, but they can always tell you what's wrong.

Any customer of government - whether it's with education, taxes, housing, or health care - understands the frustrations when they have a bad experience. They're stuck and can't go anywhere else.

I was literally calling my customers who were complaining on social media and having a dialog with them, and sending them money.

Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.

My wife is really unhappy with my agent. But I'm the big winner.

When a customer is really not happy, it's a very unpleasant experience.

If I don’t start having service I’m going to swap you all for a dog and shoot the dog.

Know how to effectively voice a complaint or make a claim at a retail store.

No matter what you do, you're going to run into haters online. We're not talking about ordinary, disgruntled customers who should be addressed with empathy and understanding. Haters are a breed apart.

The customer is usually wrong, but statistics indicate that it doesn't pay to tell him so

The customer is not always right.

No one can measure the loss of business that may arise from a defective item that goes out to a customer.

Clerks get into the damnedest wrangles--which is the way they help me.