Bill Engvall Quotes

I trip over my legs all the time. I'll wave to somebody, look up, and end up eating pavement.

I'm very ditsy and a klutz. I've been known to walk on stage and fall over my dress.

Yes I think I'm okay, walked into the door again.

I am the biggest klutz on set. I honestly don't think I have ever been as klutzy as when I'm on set. People call me 'Grace' ironically because I'm not graceful. It's ridiculous.

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!

I fell, you see. Trod on my abbot, Father Habit. Oh, dear! I mean.

I don't know if it's shocking, but I'm the world's biggest klutz. I have been dancing since I was 3, and I have modeled, and I have good balance, but you wouldn't know it. Hanging out with me, I do everything from spill food on myself to trip up stairs. I'm the queen of that, most definitely.

I always thought the saddest feeling in life is when you're dancing in a really joyful way and then you hit your head on something.

I'm the most uncoordinated clumsy, klutzy person. I always had a bruise, I always tripped and fell.

If my life was a song the title would probably be 'Clumsy', 'cause I'm clumsy.

I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week wearing a tux and a big, honking bandage. Not the romantic night she had in mind.

I'm not clumsy, I'm just accident prone.

I wish I could blame it on the choreography, but it's not a musical. I just had a clumsy moment.

I'm a klutz, through and through.

I'm constantly bumping and banging into things.

I've always been clumsy, the one who knocks glasses over.

People who know me know that I am very clumsy, always fumbling, and I talk rubbish most of the times.

A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."

Are you referring to the fact that you can't walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?

The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!

Once I was playing and moving around and I fell right on my back. Just straight on my back. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life.

Bruises mapped my body from bumping into tables and tripping over curbs while walking with a book in my hand, my eyes focused on the pages instead of the live space around me.

Try not to trip," she added. "We don't have time for a concussion today." I groaned. That would be just like me - ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness.