Milton Berle Quotes

But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set.

I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.

If I fall and break my neck, will you say something nice at my funeral?" "Like 'Kyler was usually more graceful?

I fell, you see. Trod on my abbot, Father Habit. Oh, dear! I mean.

I always thought the saddest feeling in life is when you're dancing in a really joyful way and then you hit your head on something.

I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week wearing a tux and a big, honking bandage. Not the romantic night she had in mind.

I once fell through a hole in the stage.

I give you points for persistence, but you lose a few for being slow on the uptake. (Rae)

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.

A little bird told me that jumping is easy and the falling is fun, right up until you hit sidewalk shivering and stunned.

After that, he tried to go upstairs through the broom cupboard, and then the yard. This seemed to puzzle him a little. But finally he discovered the stairs, all except the bottom on, and fell up them on his face. The whole castle shook.

Yes I think I'm okay, walked into the door again.

You're going to fall down, but the world doesn't care how many times you fall down, as long as it's one fewer than the numbers of times you get back up.

If you fall on concrete, that's yo ass fault

I ain't scared of the fall / I've felt the ground before.

You do your worst, and we'll do our best.

I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.

If a person is hit hard enough, even if she stands, she falls.

It's here somewhere," I assured him. "Please tell me you haven't lost it already." "We did fall out of the sky, you know," I said indignantly. "It's easy for things to go missing.

Bruises mapped my body from bumping into tables and tripping over curbs while walking with a book in my hand, my eyes focused on the pages instead of the live space around me.

Across the room, she heard a loud clatter. She looked up to see that Roland ahd fallen out of his chair. The last time she'd glanced at him, he'd been leaning back on tw legs, and now it looked like gravity had finally won. As he stumbled to his feet, Arriane went to help him. She glanced over and offered a hurried wave. "He's okay!" she called cheerily. "Get up!" she whispered loudly to Roland.

He who falls obstinate in his courage, if he falls he fights from his knees.

Try not to trip," she added. "We don't have time for a concussion today." I groaned. That would be just like me - ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness.

One step, two...three...Soon she was in front of Aeron, smiling at her success. "What was that?" he asked. "Walking." "Took you so long, I'm officially fifty years older." She raised her chin, pride undiminished. "Well, I didn't fall.