Ryan Reynolds Quotes

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

I am an advocate for going to the doctor and going every year. I make sure that part of the checkup is spent talking about my heart with my doctor, and getting my numbers checked, and discussing the results. And I make sure that I understand the answers to my questions.

My dog Jake ran up to Dolly Parton, and he put his nose up her skirt. We were like, 'Oh my God, don't do that.' I didn't know Dolly, and she said, 'Watch out there little doggie, don't start something you can't finish.'

I go to the doctor every four months to get my blood work done to make sure everything is working right.

I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.

I have never gone to a doctor in my adult life, feeling instinctively that doctors meant either cutting or, just as bad, diet.

If you could just see your face,” she told me. “You look like a cat in a bathtub.

Just heard the best word in the English language: benign. (And I don't need to see that doctor again for five years.)

You look so good," I say, and s***! Oh god, that's not what I meant. S***! "It looks good. The book.

He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me take a look at him. Shane?" "I'm not dropping my pants," Shane said. "I just thought I'd say that up front.

Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.

A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.

Don't sit around playing Mr. Tough Guy. Don't say 'It's going to go away'... It's just important - just go get checked out. It's not like you're going to lose your manhood.

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

I told my wife I'm afraid to go back to the doctor because I'm afraid they're going to look at you and say: 'ma'am, just sell him for parts. It's like that old car that as soon as you fix one thing, something else goes out on it.

I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven.

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something.

Into the face of the young man who sat on the terrace of the Hotel Magnifique at Cannes there had crept a look of furtive shame, the shifty, hangdog look which announces that an Englishman is about to talk French.

I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny.

I am a Doctor. A.B... M.A... PH.D... ABMAPHID! Abmaphid has been variously described as a wasting disease of the frontal lobes, and as a wonder drug. It is actually both.

She looks sad. She looks angry. She looks different from everyone else I know—she cannot put on that happy face others wear when they know they are being watched. She doesn’t put on a face for me, which makes me trust her somehow.

I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar.

Helena Bonham Carter and Jeff Bridges waved at me. And, of course, it would be absurd if they were waving at me, so I just stared at them. I stared at both of them. And they were like, 'Alright, fine.'