Lewis Black Quotes

As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is the Republicans are Socialists and the Democrats are Bolsheviks.

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.

I see a big difference between the Republican candidate and the Democratic candidate.

The Republicans are the party of bad ideas. The Democrats are the party of no ideas.

There may not be much difference between Democrats and Republicans anymore.

The Democrats have an economic message that is directed at people at the lower end. That has been their cornerstone. The Republicans has been more upscale.

One of the big differences between Democrats and Republicans is that we at least know what the Democrats stand for, whether we agree with it or not. But, for Republicans, we have to guess

What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.

The Republican party is not perfect, but if you put this party's record of achievements on one side of a balance scale and the Democrat's record on the other, the Republican side would slam the table.

Since Democrats vs. Republicans has been obliterated, no real difference between parties.

It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong.

Substantively Democrats are much closer to where the American people are than Republicans are.

There is a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes them Democrats. If they were any more frustrating they'd be your relatives. But in this country they are all that stands between you and darkest night. You know why their symbol is the letter 'D'? Because it's a grade that means good enough, but just barely. You know why the Republican symbol is 'R'? Because it's the noise a pirate makes when he robs you and feeds you to a shark.

I became a Republican when a very wise young lady asked me how I could remain a Democrat when I didn't agree with what they stood for and did agree with what the Republicans supported.

It is important that the United States remain a two-party system. I'm a fellow who likes small parties and the Republican Party can't be too small to suit me.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

I'm not cool with ACORN or the working families' party, or people that vote like democrats and run on Republican lines.

We're not a homogeneous party, anymore than the Republicans are. But we are a party that I think has a plan to take us forward.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

I'm a confirmed Libertarian. I believe that the principal difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats just want to grow our Imperial Federal Government a bit faster than the Republicans do.

We truly have a balance of power. The Republicans control Washington and the Democrats control Hollywood.

May you be as rich as a Republican and have the sex life of a Democrat.

Democrats give away their old clothes; Republicans wear theirs. Republicans employ exterminators; Democrats step on the bugs. Democrats eat the fish they catch; Republicans stuff 'em and hang 'em on the wall.

The difference between Democrats and Republicans is like the difference between Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dummer.

Republicans hate government ... So they let us Democrats run it for them.