Will Rogers Quotes

There are more Democratic schmucks than there are Republican ones.

The most biased people are the Democrats.

Nobody should be surprised that Republicans vote for Republican policy. Just like Democrats vote for Democrat policy.

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

Most people are Democrats because they hate something; most people are Republicans because they love something.

When I watch a guy I know is a big Republican, part of me thinks I probably wouldn't like this person if I met him, or we would have different opinions.

I realize that the majority of people in the entertainment business happen to be Democrats. I have no problem with that. And they should have no problem with the fact that I'm a Republican.

I'm a Republican. I don't want to go to heaven and have to face my family up there and tell them I voted for a Democrat.

What we need to affirm is that Jesus is neither a Democrat nor a Republican. Whenever we marry Jesus to a political party, we are committing the sin of idolatry. We are making Jesus into the image of our political party.

I will not speak with disrespect of the Republican Party. I always speak with respect of the past.

It’s very hard for any one person to embrace every single aspect of any one party.

Most people don't see themselves as Democrats or Republicans. They see themselves as Americans.

Alexander Nix has no interest in the Republicans or Democrats winning or losing.

I'm very liberal in some ways, and then I'm very conservative in others. I once asked my grandpa, "Are you a Republican or a Democrat?" He said, "I'm a Democrat, but I'm saving up to be a Republican."

If you're a Republican and rich, that's evil. But if you're a Democrat and rich, that's great.

We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

There is a big difference between a disappointing friend and a deadly enemy. Of course the Democrats are disappointing. That's what makes them Democrats. If they were any more frustrating they'd be your relatives. But in this country they are all that stands between you and darkest night. You know why their symbol is the letter 'D'? Because it's a grade that means good enough, but just barely. You know why the Republican symbol is 'R'? Because it's the noise a pirate makes when he robs you and feeds you to a shark.

I don't mind being regarded as perverted and unnatural, but I would die if people thought I was a Democrat.

I became a Republican when a very wise young lady asked me how I could remain a Democrat when I didn't agree with what they stood for and did agree with what the Republicans supported.

I'm a Democrat, but I'm really bipartisan - some people might say nonpartisan.

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

I'm not cool with ACORN or the working families' party, or people that vote like democrats and run on Republican lines.