P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Since Democrats vs. Republicans has been obliterated, no real difference between parties.

The Republicans are the party of bad ideas. The Democrats are the party of no ideas.

One of the big differences between Democrats and Republicans is that we at least know what the Democrats stand for, whether we agree with it or not. But, for Republicans, we have to guess

You talk about leading Republicans. That's no easy task on just like you were trying to lead Democrats on the other side. We all have independent thoughts and independent ideas.

Electing Democrats means nothing happens. Elect Republicans, and at least there's a chance.

It takes guts in this country to refuse to be a Democrat or a Republican.

In America today, unfortunately, the right wing has been totally commandeered by the Tea Party, and it's a bad thing for our party.

There are more Democratic schmucks than there are Republican ones.

There may not be much difference between Democrats and Republicans anymore.

As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is the Republicans are Socialists and the Democrats are Bolsheviks.

We are a one party country. Half of them call themselves Democrats and the other half call themselves Republicans. All the good ideas come from the Libertarians.

The Democrats of today, they don't care about the past, other than look at aspects of it they hate.

We have a two-party system: The Democratic Party, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republican Party, which is a party of bad ideas.

I'm not cool with ACORN or the working families' party, or people that vote like democrats and run on Republican lines.

I do not personally agree with some of the positions that Mr. Gonzales has advocated, but that should come as no surprise, because I do not agree with many of the proposals made by the man who nominated him, President Bush.

I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

I think it has done us more harm believing in the huge differences between left and right, Democrat and Republican.

It's nice to say let's be bipartisan. But we're a partisan nation. We were raised as a partisan nation.

The most biased people are the Democrats.

We have Democrats saying dumb things every single day, and Republicans as well.

I mean, the country is deeply divided. There is 35 percent of the people who are Tea Partiers or more in some of those states. So it's probably going to be a difficult year, but there's nothing that I think anyone can do about it.

What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.

Nobody should be surprised that Republicans vote for Republican policy. Just like Democrats vote for Democrat policy.

Our two major parties are actually called the Liberal Party and the Conservative Party.

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.