Jimmy Fallon Quotes

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.

There are more Democratic schmucks than there are Republican ones.

Nobody should be surprised that Republicans vote for Republican policy. Just like Democrats vote for Democrat policy.

May you be as rich as a Republican and have the sex life of a Democrat.

Republicans go to Sam’s Club, Democrats go to Costco.

What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks.

We have a lot of people who are Republicans, a lot of people who are Democrats, and it's not just because of business reasons.

I became a Republican when a very wise young lady asked me how I could remain a Democrat when I didn't agree with what they stood for and did agree with what the Republicans supported.

Most people are Democrats because they hate something; most people are Republicans because they love something.

I don't like to talk about politics. If you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans, and that's half of your fan base.

A bureaucrat is a Democrat who has a job some Republican wants.

The difference between Democrats and Republicans is like the difference between Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dummer.

Most people don't see themselves as Democrats or Republicans. They see themselves as Americans.

If you want to live like a Republican, you've got to vote for a Democrat.

As to my political faith- I have never voted. My father was a Democrat, my mother a Republican, and I am an Episcopalian.

Too many Americans live by Republican principles of faith, family, hope and opportunity, but vote for Democrats out of sheer habit.

I would not vote for the Democratic candidate. I could not vote for Donald Trump. I would therefore have to write in someone. I could get behind any other Republican candidate, any of them.

When you're rich, you want a Republican in office.

There may not be much difference between Democrats and Republicans anymore.

I was a middle-of-the-road Democrat more than anything else. I know I voted for Carter. Watergate taught me how bad the Republicans were.

I don't know how anyone of Hispanic heritage could be a Republican.

The Republicans are many things, but they're not dumb.

Why in the world are you a Republican?

The Democrats have an economic message that is directed at people at the lower end. That has been their cornerstone. The Republicans has been more upscale.

I'm sorry, dead people generally vote for Democrats rather than Republicans.