Iain Stirling Quotes

I do shows, stage shows all the time, and I'm so afraid that people are going to recognize themselves, and they never do. They never do. They're always like, 'Oh, that woman was ridiculous,' and yeah, they're talking about themselves.

A lot of people have dementia, which is great, because then they don't recognize me.

My acting is still being recognized for the fact that I wasn't nominated.

It's so ironic - when you finally achieve recognition, you hide behind dark glasses.

It's funny how you call me a celebrity. Oh man.

Fame is a funny thing. I like doing normal things. I like going to fairs. I like going to ball games. I like going to Disney World or a big field on the Fourth of July and having picnics with friends. The problem is you're either worried you're going to be recognized, or you're thankful you're not. It's always there.

The right name is an advertisement in itself.

I couldn't have cared less about Gucci when I first went there - but soon after I arrived, I cared a lot.

It's a habit of mine now, noticing labels, logos, shoes.

I write the shopping column. I think I've proven my superficiality.

It feels like Radiohead are famous, but that no one knows who we are. Which is brilliant, really.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

My agent tells me I am drawing the largest salary ever paid in the halls of England. Wonderful, isn't it? for a quiet, rural gardener like myself.

It's funny to be discovered by a lot of people who didn't know you before. People always used to say, 'Do you shop at Home Depot?' or 'Does your kid go to such and such school?' They want to know why they know me, even if they don't know my name. I don't think that's a bad thing, by the way; I think it's nice to be kind of anonymously famous.

I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough.

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong.

I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.

I love Claw Money. They always send me stuff. I always wear their sweatpants.

Brand names aren't important to me at all.

When I'm on the red carpet, most people say, 'Who the hell is that?' It's downright embarrassing.

I've been this voice of a lot of upbeat dance tracks, but people don't really know me.

Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears.

I saw George Bush at a benefit concert actually waving at Stevie Wonder. Someone had to tell him 'he can't see you'.

Every time a consumer walks into a retail store, experiences the Nokia experience for the first time and purchases that product. Those are the moments where you say, 'We've hit it. We've nailed it.'

Success is a funny thing. It means different things to different people. For me, I am always pleased when people connect to our brand. It means we are executing in a manner that speaks to a wide variety of businesses.