Jennifer Coolidge Quotes

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

My skirt fell off on stage during a performance of Hairspray on Broadway, revealing my fat suit over my own natural fat suit. I turned to the audience and said, 'Now you know why I spent six years in a square.'

I'm all about being self-deprecating because I think it's hilarious.

I'm not saying that I don't like the stuff I put out into the world, because I genuinely enjoy my videos and think they are funny. What I'm saying is that I embrace the fact that I have a punchable face, and that if I could punch myself without feeling it, I would.

People say both Obama and I have trouble laughing at ourselves. We can't laugh at ourselves. That would be racist!

Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.

I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do.

I just use my life story as a kind of device on which to hang comic observations. It's not my interest or instinct to tell the world anything pertinent about myself or my family.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.

I have never said anything critical about Ozzy that he didn't say about himself many times.

Apparently, I don't want to take myself too seriously.

I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster!

Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.

Nobody can write better jokes putting me down than me.

I have to laugh at myself.

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

I don't talk to myself or anything, but sometimes I say things and I laugh at myself. Sometimes you have to make fun of yourself.

I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.

You know we are flawed people, so if someone is going to make a movie about me, they don't have to make it up. My real flaws are much funnier.

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

No one thought that the Disney Superpower had the ability to laugh at itself, but 'Enchanted' proved everyone wrong.

Cary Grant is really the master of not taking himself so seriously.

I never think I'm making fun of my culture. In fact I'm making fun of myself, because I catch myself doing some very stupid things.