Frank Welker Quotes

I'm not a great believer in awards-of course the fact that I've never won one has nothing to do with it at all!

I have never won a single award - National or Filmfare - and I just hope they don't give me a Lifetime Achievement Award because I won't accept it.

I'll never get a Humanitas Award, but I'll have fun.

Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award.

I was voted valedictorian, and at my school it wasn't based on grades; that was the popular vote.

A guy once told me that I sound like I'm a little ahead of myself. I can't wait to thank him at the Oscars.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I didn't finish college, which is really weird because they awarded me the Alumni of Distinction recently.

I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny.

I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

For my second and third pictures, I won Academy Awards. Nothing worse could have happened to me.

I haven't won any prizes or had any best sellers.

I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for.

When I was in high school, I wrote a play that I sent off to a competition that took second place. I got a check for a hundred dollars. I never cashed it, because obviously it was worth way more than a hundred dollars.

Toilets are the best place for awards.

I have never struggled, and I have never done anything.

I haven't got many awards to boast of.

We three have never been very good chemists but we are gratified with a Nobel Prize in Chemistry. The Peter Principle says that everyone is promoted until they reach their level of incompetence. We are worried that we may have reached this remarkable point.

I knew if I lived long enough I would be poet laureate of something.

I never made 'Who's Who,' but I'm featured in 'What's That?'

When I was in high school, I was voted most likely to succeed.

I guess you can tease me about being a drama queen, because that did heighten the drama.

I never went out looking for glory.

Being famous is not something that would make me feel successful - unless one was striving for mediocrity.